“Aww, you’re so cute!!!”
I don’t want to be cute! I don’t want to be an aww!
Sure, it’s better than an insipid meh,
Preferable to a repulsive urgh,
But is an aww really
Is it something that you need, that you just can’t be without
Does it ignite a raging fire, that only having me can douse?
No! I want to be an ooh, I want to be an mmm
Let’s say I were a cake…
I don’t want to be that cute little cupcake,
That you mindlessly eat, while on coffee break
It’s pleasant, sure, but it will never make your knees tremble or quake
I want to be that rich, sensual, double chocolate gateaux
That transcends all experience, takes you to new
I want to make you salivate, to lick your lips at first sight,
When you look upon me, your eyes to widen with delight.
To ignite in you, a raging fire,
A burning, uncontrollable, visceral desire.
So that as
An anticipation graps you so intense, you beg, from this, please free me
And that I do, once I’m inside,
your exhilaration, you cannot hide
You contort, throw your head back, and bite your quivering lip,
With each spoon, I make you swoon,
Inducing an inexplicable, all over tingle,
As with your taste buds I tangle, intertwine and mingle
In your stomach an awakening,
In your chest a palpitating
I’d make you gasp and exclaim,
Feel sensations so intense, you simply can’t explain
A pleasure so extreme, you almost cannot bear,
It’s bordering on pain, yet you beg me, take me there
I’d make you cry out to a deity,
With just one mouthful,
let alone a plate of me…
So there you have it, that’s how I feel
Please don’t see me as a cupcake,
Don’t see me as an aww,
I want to be to you, an mmm or ooh!
Your double chocolate gateaux boo!