Mrs Derpoint
Mrs Derpoint from your behaviour, one thing can be deduced
To a desperate, disorganised, disarray, you’ve clearly been reduced
Perhaps you’re neither mean, nor vicious or malicious
But unbeknownst to you, you miss, the results can be pernicious.
It is evident and clear, from your lack lustre methodology
You never studied hard, in expect or respect-ology
Instead you gained a pass, a first class in frivology
Followed by a doctorate, in complete obliviology.
And thus, the point is lost on you
Your ignorance I can’t break through.