Mrs Derpoint


Mrs Derpoint from your behaviour, one thing can be deduced

To a desperate, disorganised, disarray, you’ve clearly been reduced

Perhaps you’re neither mean, nor vicious or malicious

But unbeknownst to you, you miss, the results can be pernicious.


It is evident and clear, from your lack lustre methodology

You never studied hard, in expect or respect-ology

Instead you gained a pass, a first class in frivology

Followed by a doctorate, in complete obliviology.


And thus, the point is lost on you

Your ignorance I can’t break through.