Mrs Derpoint

 

Mrs Derpoint from your behaviour, one thing can be deduced

To a desperate, disorganised, disarray, you’ve clearly been reduced

Perhaps you’re neither mean, nor vicious or​​ malicious

But unbeknownst to you, you miss, the results can be pernicious.

 

It is evident and clear, from your lack lustre methodology

You never studied hard, in expect or respect-ology

Instead you gained a pass, a first class in frivology

Followed by a doctorate, in complete obliviology.

 

And thus, the point is lost on you

Your ignorance I can’t break through.